0 00:00:01,000 --> 00:00:04,000 Downloaded From www.AllSubs.org 1 00:00:00,852 --> 00:00:03,681 When a terminal patient seems to have given up, 2 00:00:03,682 --> 00:00:06,404 a good doctor will try anything to keep them going. 3 00:00:06,405 --> 00:00:09,507 Betty, there's got to be something I can do to cheer you up. 4 00:00:09,508 --> 00:00:11,880 I just wish I could see my dog. 5 00:00:12,323 --> 00:00:14,185 So, I'd just bring the dog in for a quick visit, 6 00:00:14,186 --> 00:00:16,508 it would mean the world to her. 7 00:00:16,674 --> 00:00:18,803 Ever since Elliott went into private practice, 8 00:00:18,804 --> 00:00:21,312 Dr. Kelso refused to speak to her. 9 00:00:21,367 --> 00:00:22,690 He wouldn't say hello. 10 00:00:22,691 --> 00:00:24,367 Good morning Dr. Kelso! 11 00:00:25,939 --> 00:00:28,684 He wouldn't even say "Watch out for that bucket". 12 00:00:28,685 --> 00:00:32,409 See ya, I gotta go give that endocrinology lecture. 13 00:00:33,545 --> 00:00:35,523 I gotcha. 14 00:00:39,007 --> 00:00:39,600 My bad. 15 00:00:40,270 --> 00:00:43,064 But Elliott didn't let it get to her. 16 00:00:43,282 --> 00:00:46,820 Ok, let's talk about topic ACTH-secreting tumors, 17 00:00:46,925 --> 00:00:48,606 Guys, cellphones off, please. 18 00:00:48,607 --> 00:00:49,930 Oooooh. 19 00:00:50,006 --> 00:00:53,344 She didn't help things by bringing up Kelso's dead dog. 20 00:00:53,345 --> 00:00:57,384 Come on, you brought Baxter to the hospital, when he was alive. 21 00:00:57,385 --> 00:00:59,582 Did you want to ask me something? 22 00:00:59,583 --> 00:01:01,071 Can a doctor bring a patient's dog 23 00:01:01,072 --> 00:01:02,701 into the hospital for a visit? 24 00:01:02,702 --> 00:01:04,412 I'm going to say the same thing I said 25 00:01:04,413 --> 00:01:06,496 to my new gardener, when he asked me for a Easter off. 26 00:01:06,497 --> 00:01:07,897 No way, Jose. 27 00:01:07,943 --> 00:01:11,643 His name's actually Jose, that's why I hired him. 28 00:01:11,959 --> 00:01:14,362 So we just hired a new nanny, and she's super hot, 29 00:01:14,363 --> 00:01:17,153 please don't make a big deal out of this or Carla'll go crazy. 30 00:01:17,154 --> 00:01:18,781 Turk, who are you talking to? 31 00:01:18,782 --> 00:01:22,048 I've seen a lot of hot girls, and I had... 32 00:01:26,100 --> 00:01:27,317 Oh my God! 33 00:01:27,507 --> 00:01:29,636 We're going for a run with Izzy. 34 00:01:29,637 --> 00:01:31,005 Oh, JD, this is Heather. 35 00:01:31,006 --> 00:01:33,234 - Hi, how are you? - What's up? 36 00:01:33,235 --> 00:01:35,272 Oh my God, she's a love! I have to hug her alot. 37 00:01:35,273 --> 00:01:37,486 - Keep it together! - I can't, I'm gonna make a scene. 38 00:01:37,487 --> 00:01:39,387 Grab my leg, grab my leg! 39 00:01:39,632 --> 00:01:40,612 See you later! 40 00:01:40,613 --> 00:01:41,693 Uaaaahh!! 41 00:01:43,760 --> 00:01:44,550 I'm like headed. 42 00:01:44,551 --> 00:01:46,209 - I can't feel my leg! - I'm like headed! 43 00:01:46,210 --> 00:01:48,019 - I can't feel my... - Shhhh! 44 00:01:48,020 --> 00:01:50,103 You know what, it's too dark out. 45 00:01:50,104 --> 00:01:51,503 Just why is this teen top 46 00:01:51,504 --> 00:01:53,180 so overall see-through? 47 00:01:55,338 --> 00:01:56,046 Go ahead! 48 00:01:57,224 --> 00:01:57,848 Auuuch! 49 00:01:58,639 --> 00:01:59,567 Eeehhh... Ahhh!! 50 00:01:59,568 --> 00:02:00,816 ItaSA Scrubs team presents 51 00:02:00,816 --> 00:02:04,401 Scrubs - Season 06 Episode 14 My No Good Reason VO Subtitles 52 00:02:04,401 --> 00:02:08,020 Transcript: Teorouge, JDsClone, Matters, Tania, gi0v3. 53 00:02:08,021 --> 00:02:09,612 Sync: R!ck, gi0v3 54 00:02:09,612 --> 00:02:11,579 Revision: gi0v3. 55 00:02:11,579 --> 00:02:14,905 ::Italian Subs Addicted:: [www.italiansubs.net] 56 00:02:17,009 --> 00:02:19,351 Thank you so much for helping me sneak Boomer, Janitor. 57 00:02:19,352 --> 00:02:20,184 No problem. 58 00:02:20,508 --> 00:02:22,576 - Go boy. -Ok, right? Ok. 59 00:02:22,577 --> 00:02:24,698 - Oh, what a good boy, what a good boy. - Ooh! 60 00:02:24,699 --> 00:02:26,623 Hey, what happend to all of your cleaning supplies? 61 00:02:26,624 --> 00:02:29,256 Actually, it's a very funny story... 62 00:02:30,070 --> 00:02:30,604 ...and? 63 00:02:31,271 --> 00:02:33,142 Nada, I'm just looking at my cleaning supplies, 64 00:02:33,143 --> 00:02:36,967 I got drunk last night, he threw them up that tree. 65 00:02:37,942 --> 00:02:39,432 Anyway, let's do this. 66 00:02:39,433 --> 00:02:40,563 Just stay cool. 67 00:02:40,924 --> 00:02:41,898 No problemo. 68 00:02:43,168 --> 00:02:45,434 Oh, top of the morning, Dr. Walter Mickhead? 69 00:02:45,435 --> 00:02:48,507 Snoop Dogg resident, when we hit in the club, dude? 70 00:02:48,508 --> 00:02:52,415 Oh, Colonel doctor, that tie looks finger-looking good. 71 00:02:52,416 --> 00:02:54,179 So natural, did you act in college? 72 00:02:54,180 --> 00:02:55,914 - I did, thank you. - You can tell. 73 00:02:55,915 --> 00:02:56,827 Hey Carla! 74 00:02:57,436 --> 00:02:58,668 Check-it-out! 75 00:02:59,475 --> 00:03:01,118 He's so cuuute! 76 00:03:01,414 --> 00:03:03,450 Hey Zap, here comes trouble. 77 00:03:04,244 --> 00:03:05,437 Oh no, don't worry, 78 00:03:05,438 --> 00:03:08,510 Dr. Kelso never makes eye contact with patients. 79 00:03:08,511 --> 00:03:09,546 Morning, sir. 80 00:03:18,058 --> 00:03:20,096 Right, hello again sir! 81 00:03:21,321 --> 00:03:23,146 Nice job, Mr. Burklin. 82 00:03:25,246 --> 00:03:26,934 Since Jordan had pre-natal surgery, 83 00:03:26,935 --> 00:03:28,288 she'd been on bed rest. 84 00:03:28,289 --> 00:03:29,900 Dr. Cox however was not. 85 00:03:29,901 --> 00:03:31,925 Ok, I made your breakfast, 86 00:03:31,970 --> 00:03:34,327 the kitchen's as clean as a whistle, I'm gonna drop Jack 87 00:03:34,328 --> 00:03:36,122 off at daycare, on the way to work. 88 00:03:36,123 --> 00:03:38,541 Is there anything else I can do for you? 89 00:03:38,542 --> 00:03:40,542 I need you to go to the videostore and get me 90 00:03:40,543 --> 00:03:42,778 anything with Viggo SomethingSen, 91 00:03:42,779 --> 00:03:45,768 I need white chocolate, strawberry seltzer, peppercorn brie, 92 00:03:45,769 --> 00:03:47,898 and a polaroid of the tomato plant that I planted last spring, 93 00:03:47,899 --> 00:03:50,240 beacuse I'm worried it may have snails. 94 00:03:50,241 --> 00:03:53,496 Oh, and if you see that neighbor Lena from down the hall I want you to roll your eyes 95 00:03:53,497 --> 00:03:56,774 and say the word "Slut" under your breath, but loud enough so she can hear. 96 00:03:56,775 --> 00:03:59,277 And don't forget to be home by 6:30, because you gotta give Jack 97 00:03:59,278 --> 00:04:01,742 his bath before you make me dinner! 98 00:04:01,743 --> 00:04:04,442 But when will I have time to kill myself? 99 00:04:04,443 --> 00:04:06,107 That's not my problem! 100 00:04:08,999 --> 00:04:11,204 I know it sucks about having a hot nanny, 101 00:04:11,205 --> 00:04:14,209 I can't even look at Heather without Carla go on balistic. 102 00:04:14,210 --> 00:04:15,845 Skeptical airfive! 103 00:04:16,652 --> 00:04:18,005 She can't be that hot. 104 00:04:18,006 --> 00:04:21,002 Oh, really, because I just so happened to have a video 105 00:04:21,003 --> 00:04:23,405 from my nanny-cam, that begs to differ. 106 00:04:23,406 --> 00:04:25,870 My mom put a nanny-cam in our bathroom, 107 00:04:25,871 --> 00:04:28,255 she said my baths were too long. 108 00:04:29,218 --> 00:04:30,192 Ooooh. 109 00:04:30,785 --> 00:04:32,089 Fire up the smut. 110 00:04:33,599 --> 00:04:35,751 How did you summon everybody so quickly? 111 00:04:35,752 --> 00:04:37,528 Oh, I got the word out. 112 00:04:40,353 --> 00:04:45,649 {\an8}Boooooooooobieeeeeeeee 113 00:04:45,650 --> 00:04:49,658 {\an8}Boooooooooobieeeeeeeee 114 00:04:49,659 --> 00:04:54,387 {\an8}Boooooooooobieeeeeeeee 115 00:04:54,388 --> 00:04:56,867 We did everyting we could for your mum, but... 116 00:04:56,868 --> 00:04:58,861 sometimes life just... 117 00:04:58,071 --> 00:05:02,615 {\an8}Boooooooooobieeeeeeeee 118 00:04:59,994 --> 00:05:01,608 Gotta go, boobie horn. 119 00:05:05,213 --> 00:05:07,266 Here they come. 120 00:05:12,781 --> 00:05:16,227 God, Keith and I haven't had sex in so long, 121 00:05:16,279 --> 00:05:19,031 Ok, you said the same thing when you saw me changing Izzy's diaper, 122 00:05:19,032 --> 00:05:21,131 What are you and Keith doing to each other? 123 00:05:21,132 --> 00:05:24,083 Oh, thank you so much, Dr. Reid. 124 00:05:25,536 --> 00:05:27,665 Can you believe how different she looks? 125 00:05:27,666 --> 00:05:30,685 Well, thanks to Boomer Betty has more energy, her vitals have improved, 126 00:05:30,686 --> 00:05:33,613 If she keeps this up she might even get home within a few of months. 127 00:05:33,614 --> 00:05:36,718 - Go off! - What's up to your butt?! 128 00:05:36,763 --> 00:05:39,243 Yeah. What is all up in there? 129 00:05:39,454 --> 00:05:42,938 Why don't you hop aboard the "What's up Dr. Cox's butt" trolley 130 00:05:42,939 --> 00:05:46,584 and we can begin our tour. Coming up on the left, 131 00:05:46,585 --> 00:05:51,489 is my bloated, bed-ridden ex-wife, who's not allowed to lift a finger, which, 132 00:05:51,490 --> 00:05:54,722 thankfully, leaves it all up to these guys. 133 00:05:54,723 --> 00:05:59,788 Now, if you look to your right, you'll see my waning libido, my crushed soul 134 00:05:59,789 --> 00:06:04,633 and my very last nerve, which I would advise you not to get on,under, or even close to. 135 00:06:04,634 --> 00:06:07,554 Doesit help to know that Jesus loves you? 136 00:06:07,555 --> 00:06:09,799 It does not. 137 00:06:09,890 --> 00:06:11,715 Everything happens for a reason. 138 00:06:11,716 --> 00:06:13,917 Are you really trying to tell me that things like 139 00:06:13,918 --> 00:06:17,551 New Orleans, AIDS, sugar free ice-creams, crack baby, Hugh Jackman 140 00:06:17,552 --> 00:06:22,075 and cancer all happenin' for a reason? Because, I'm sorry, I'm... 141 00:06:22,076 --> 00:06:23,848 I'm just don't buying that. 142 00:06:23,849 --> 00:06:28,321 "God works all things for good". Romans, 8.28. 143 00:06:28,702 --> 00:06:29,767 Bull thinkin'. 144 00:06:30,223 --> 00:06:33,593 Perry Cox, 6.1... buck 85 after lunch. 145 00:06:44,262 --> 00:06:49,428 I'd like her to give me a bath, I don't care if my mom is watching. 146 00:06:49,711 --> 00:06:51,840 Can you make her eat a banana? 147 00:06:51,841 --> 00:06:53,880 It's not interactive, Todd. 148 00:06:55,347 --> 00:06:59,188 There it is, there it is I mean, oh, here... 149 00:07:01,030 --> 00:07:03,531 Hey baby! What are you guys watching? 150 00:07:03,532 --> 00:07:04,263 Football!? 151 00:07:04,384 --> 00:07:07,419 *All say: "yeah, football" * 152 00:07:10,759 --> 00:07:13,093 Football? Isn't the season over? 153 00:07:13,193 --> 00:07:16,780 And then, every man in the room felt totally in sync, 154 00:07:16,781 --> 00:07:19,488 resulting in the rarest of all phenomenon: 155 00:07:19,489 --> 00:07:22,151 The seamless, collaborative, guy lie. 156 00:07:22,501 --> 00:07:25,523 American season is over. We're watching Mexican football. 157 00:07:25,524 --> 00:07:28,327 - It started late this year. - Because of the Churro vendors, 158 00:07:28,328 --> 00:07:31,351 They went and strike and the players wouldn't cross the pickett line. 159 00:07:31,352 --> 00:07:34,922 When the dispute turned in violent they called in Rodrigo Vasques, 160 00:07:34,923 --> 00:07:37,531 the owner of the Baha Banditos, to step in. 161 00:07:37,532 --> 00:07:41,570 Thank to senor Vasques his experience stealing with the fruit pickers unions, 162 00:07:41,571 --> 00:07:45,868 he was able to broker a last-minute deal and the season was salvaged. 163 00:07:45,869 --> 00:07:49,139 And that's why we're watchin' football in this spring. 164 00:07:49,140 --> 00:07:50,022 Whatever. 165 00:07:51,181 --> 00:07:54,692 And then Turk gave us the slightest of nods which was the universal men's 166 00:07:54,693 --> 00:07:58,100 sign for: "well done men, she'll never know". 167 00:08:04,604 --> 00:08:06,323 Turk, what the hell! 168 00:08:08,757 --> 00:08:11,921 Janitor, thank you so much forhelping me sneak Boomer in again, today. 169 00:08:11,922 --> 00:08:15,481 No problem. I once stuck a mongoose in this thing to kill all the snakes. 170 00:08:15,482 --> 00:08:18,964 - Why were there snakes in here? - That's not come in, to kill all the mice. 171 00:08:18,965 --> 00:08:21,140 Where's the disinfectant, Lurch? I spilled soda 172 00:08:21,141 --> 00:08:23,894 on my desk this morning and now it's so sticky. 173 00:08:23,895 --> 00:08:26,639 Well I'm not allowed. Here, use this. 174 00:08:26,671 --> 00:08:29,402 You want me to clean soda with soda? 175 00:08:29,539 --> 00:08:31,409 Are you questioning the way I do my job? 176 00:08:31,410 --> 00:08:34,287 Did I question you when you did iliac bone marrow autopsy 177 00:08:34,288 --> 00:08:37,205 and failed to anestethyze the periostium, how about that? 178 00:08:37,206 --> 00:08:39,580 No. No you didn't. 179 00:08:42,287 --> 00:08:45,763 Hey-hey! The lone fellow figured out the ledge. 180 00:08:45,817 --> 00:08:47,369 Just like the snakes. 181 00:08:49,301 --> 00:08:53,323 Well, if it is nurse "Everything happens for a reason". 182 00:08:54,017 --> 00:08:55,873 Oh, gosh, darn it. 183 00:08:56,535 --> 00:08:59,265 I wanna haven't spilled a little coffee, I wonder what 184 00:08:59,266 --> 00:09:01,167 the reason was for that! 185 00:09:01,365 --> 00:09:03,160 Oh Waah! 186 00:09:03,571 --> 00:09:04,096 Ah! 187 00:09:04,278 --> 00:09:07,647 Okay, I'm not moving until you at least offer to help me up. 188 00:09:07,648 --> 00:09:11,048 There is no rhyme or reason to anything. 189 00:09:11,200 --> 00:09:13,086 Why can't you just get that? 190 00:09:13,087 --> 00:09:16,577 Why is it so important that everyone believes what you do? 191 00:09:16,578 --> 00:09:20,556 Because I'm right and I'm the only one with any proof 192 00:09:20,557 --> 00:09:22,097 I'm still down here! 193 00:09:22,238 --> 00:09:25,431 You don't need proof when the good Lord fills your heart with faith. 194 00:09:25,432 --> 00:09:26,596 Oh my God! 195 00:09:27,037 --> 00:09:30,019 Ouch! Thank you for that Nowelle. 196 00:09:30,156 --> 00:09:33,198 You can keep on huffing and puffing all you wanna do, 197 00:09:33,199 --> 00:09:35,568 you never gonna change the way I feel. 198 00:09:35,569 --> 00:09:39,344 - Oh please! I'm so angry right now! - You know what? 199 00:09:39,345 --> 00:09:41,195 We're no longer speaking! 200 00:09:42,280 --> 00:09:44,310 Guys? I need some help over here. 201 00:09:44,311 --> 00:09:46,758 There are a lot of different ways to win an argument. 202 00:09:46,759 --> 00:09:48,614 You can win it with an ultimatum.. 203 00:09:48,615 --> 00:09:51,555 I interviewed 23 girls until I found Heather 204 00:09:51,556 --> 00:09:54,220 but if I ever catch you eyeballing her again, 205 00:09:54,221 --> 00:09:56,639 I will fire her tight little butt. 206 00:09:56,640 --> 00:09:59,663 And then you get to spend every waking moment interviewing 207 00:09:59,664 --> 00:10:04,344 the next 23 fugly ass candidates until we find another good one. 208 00:10:05,564 --> 00:10:07,524 You can try to win it with logic.. 209 00:10:07,525 --> 00:10:10,093 Tell Dr. Kelso that I know that's against hospital policy, 210 00:10:10,094 --> 00:10:14,662 but that this dog has literally helped keep Mrs. Danbrow alive. 211 00:10:15,403 --> 00:10:18,520 Mrs. Danbrow passed away this morning at 4 AM. 212 00:10:18,521 --> 00:10:21,036 Tell Dr. Reid there will be consequences 213 00:10:21,037 --> 00:10:24,637 for her insubordination and say it with this face. 214 00:10:27,442 --> 00:10:31,365 But the best way to win an argument is to simply leave your opponent speachless. 215 00:10:31,366 --> 00:10:36,779 I think she was stubbed by a guy at the grocery store. She's 8 years old. 216 00:10:36,780 --> 00:10:41,126 Why don't you go and tell me what the reason is for this? 217 00:10:45,799 --> 00:10:47,499 And then, bump, bang. 218 00:10:48,017 --> 00:10:51,523 I blew Laverne's argument clean out of the water when I asked her why 219 00:10:51,524 --> 00:10:55,394 - an 8-year old got knifed. - Oh, my God, that is so lucky. 220 00:10:55,395 --> 00:10:57,965 I know. I was thrilled. But then... 221 00:10:59,105 --> 00:11:03,201 - Laverne ruined everything. - There's a reason for this. 222 00:11:03,714 --> 00:11:05,986 God's gonna show us eventually. 223 00:11:06,444 --> 00:11:10,040 It's infuriating. I must break her... 224 00:11:10,564 --> 00:11:12,742 That feels so good! 225 00:11:14,000 --> 00:11:18,224 I can't believe I'm about to say this, Per, but... what the hell, 226 00:11:18,225 --> 00:11:22,160 You know how I can't never use the word "love" except in a sarcastic way 227 00:11:22,161 --> 00:11:26,788 like, "I love other people's kids!", or, "I love that haircut!" 228 00:11:26,789 --> 00:11:30,761 - By the way, love that haircut, Per! - Everybody does. 229 00:11:31,982 --> 00:11:35,381 I just... wanna let you know... that... 230 00:11:36,394 --> 00:11:38,716 You've really been there for me 231 00:11:39,070 --> 00:11:41,662 these past few weeks and... 232 00:11:43,324 --> 00:11:45,398 I'm really glad I have you. 233 00:11:47,455 --> 00:11:51,825 - That was embarrassing for you. - I know and I don't care. 234 00:11:56,977 --> 00:12:00,169 - What's he smiling about? - Because of the dog thing... 235 00:12:00,170 --> 00:12:06,102 Dott. Kelso wants me to tell you that he's informed your office that you are temporarily suspended from practicing at Sacred Heart. 236 00:12:06,103 --> 00:12:07,014 So, you know 237 00:12:07,015 --> 00:12:10,205 - I told him he was being ridiculous. - And what did he say? 238 00:12:10,206 --> 00:12:12,760 He said: "Careful Jumpsuit! Who sign your paychecks?" 239 00:12:12,761 --> 00:12:15,304 And I said: "I don't know, the chief accountant, Charles 240 00:12:15,305 --> 00:12:18,093 Fickenson... Dickenson or something, I can't read the signature." 241 00:12:18,094 --> 00:12:20,272 And for the hundredth time this is not a jumpsuit. 242 00:12:20,273 --> 00:12:22,788 It's a shirt and a pants. Who wears a belt with the jumpsuit? 243 00:12:22,789 --> 00:12:25,689 - And he said, "I mean, I have the..." - RANDOM nurse, 244 00:12:25,690 --> 00:12:27,417 could you please send out a memo that 245 00:12:27,418 --> 00:12:31,340 unauthorized personnel are not allowed in the hospital. 246 00:12:35,380 --> 00:12:39,688 Oh, here's Heather. Why don't you look away and think about the kind husband you are? 247 00:12:39,689 --> 00:12:41,811 Huh, look who's here Izzie! 248 00:12:42,092 --> 00:12:45,453 She's been a little fussy, so I gonna walk her at the car with you, ok? 249 00:12:45,454 --> 00:12:46,909 - See you, Mr. Turk. - See ya! 250 00:12:46,910 --> 00:12:52,024 Oh, you know, Heather, I actually have a little nanny related question. 251 00:12:52,026 --> 00:12:56,284 Does a spoonful of sugar really make the medicine go down? 252 00:12:56,589 --> 00:12:58,860 You know what? Sometimes it does. 253 00:12:58,861 --> 00:13:02,363 That was totally worth the six hours I spent last night writing that! 254 00:13:02,364 --> 00:13:04,870 All right, look, I need you to do me a FAVOUR. 255 00:13:04,871 --> 00:13:07,509 - Ask Heather out on a date. - Don't worry, buddy! 256 00:13:07,510 --> 00:13:11,404 You know how I rule. I start with a couple of off the cough jokes... 257 00:13:11,405 --> 00:13:14,973 just like that one. Next step I need you to find out if she's allergic to anything. 258 00:13:14,974 --> 00:13:17,696 That way I'll say, "I'm allergic to the same thing." 259 00:13:17,697 --> 00:13:21,517 Women love that, "Gluten, me toooo! We can eat together." 260 00:13:21,518 --> 00:13:27,301 Thirdly, if I lose a patient, I'll be able to cry like I've just watched "Extreme Home Makeover". 261 00:13:27,302 --> 00:13:29,428 If everything goes according to plan... 262 00:13:29,429 --> 00:13:31,470 I should be out with her on a casual, 263 00:13:31,471 --> 00:13:36,086 not a real date, just two friends having a beer, talking about their lives thing 264 00:13:36,087 --> 00:13:40,273 - in about 7 to 9 weeks. - I need you to ask her on a date right now. 265 00:13:40,274 --> 00:13:43,484 I never told you this before, but anytime you hook up with a chick, 266 00:13:43,485 --> 00:13:45,438 she automatically becomes hideous to me. 267 00:13:45,439 --> 00:13:47,392 - Really? - Hey, guys. 268 00:13:50,495 --> 00:13:53,977 - Have you seen Carla? - Yes, she just went outside. 269 00:13:53,978 --> 00:13:57,349 Thanks. I'm having a horrible freaking day. 270 00:13:57,663 --> 00:13:58,630 I'd say. 271 00:14:00,414 --> 00:14:01,892 You don't see that? 272 00:14:06,892 --> 00:14:09,060 Laverne, excuse me, this hum... 273 00:14:09,061 --> 00:14:13,230 this is Mr. Peterson, he's that young lady's father, and as you can imagine 274 00:14:13,231 --> 00:14:16,713 he's having... he's having a pretty tough time with all of this. 275 00:14:16,714 --> 00:14:19,662 And since you believe that everything happens for a reason 276 00:14:19,663 --> 00:14:23,959 I was hoping you'd be able to tell him why this happened. 277 00:14:24,248 --> 00:14:27,196 That's not her dad, that's the delivery guy in a sweat. 278 00:14:27,197 --> 00:14:28,439 My name's Lloyd. 279 00:14:28,474 --> 00:14:31,292 - Stay in character. - She's my world. 280 00:14:31,338 --> 00:14:35,197 Ok, imagine that this idiot were her father. 281 00:14:35,780 --> 00:14:37,196 What the hell would you say to him? 282 00:14:37,197 --> 00:14:41,328 Oh, my God, there's a tumor the size of a golfball, right where the knife went in. 283 00:14:41,329 --> 00:14:43,759 If we didn't find that, she'd be a goner. 284 00:14:43,760 --> 00:14:45,946 I think that's what I'd say. 285 00:14:47,018 --> 00:14:49,516 - How do we do? - Great. Go. 286 00:14:55,844 --> 00:14:57,788 So, until Kelso reinstates me here 287 00:14:57,789 --> 00:15:00,567 my practice has me doing house calls over rich clients. 288 00:15:00,568 --> 00:15:03,947 During the last one I'm taking the woman's vitals and her grandson kept trying to 289 00:15:03,948 --> 00:15:06,219 poke his tiny little fingers up my butt. 290 00:15:06,220 --> 00:15:08,971 - Kids, huh? - He's 41, Carla. 291 00:15:09,657 --> 00:15:13,148 - He just has very small hands. - Oh, that's not right. 292 00:15:13,149 --> 00:15:17,419 - Can you believe Kelso? - Dr. Kelso is just angry, Elliot. 293 00:15:17,807 --> 00:15:20,736 I mean, have you ever considered it from his side? 294 00:15:20,737 --> 00:15:24,323 This hospital trained you for 5 years, and you go get a better job. 295 00:15:24,324 --> 00:15:26,511 Which is great but, I mean, 296 00:15:27,357 --> 00:15:28,897 Let me ask you this: 297 00:15:29,263 --> 00:15:31,535 Have you ever once thanked him? 298 00:15:34,405 --> 00:15:39,731 - So, how was your date with Heather? - It was touch and go, in the end. 299 00:15:39,955 --> 00:15:43,915 - I had a really good time, Heather. - Thanks, me too. 300 00:15:44,109 --> 00:15:48,654 But I knew you needed me, so I went for it...in Italian style. 301 00:15:48,655 --> 00:15:50,555 That's not what you want. 302 00:15:52,673 --> 00:15:55,777 And just when I couldn't get any better... 303 00:15:56,414 --> 00:15:57,318 JD? 304 00:15:58,475 --> 00:16:03,095 Oh, my God! Chad Miller, Danny Murphy, Jim Staeger. 305 00:16:03,330 --> 00:16:06,737 The three football players that used to beat me up in high school. 306 00:16:06,738 --> 00:16:10,390 - Looks like we're wrong about you, man. - Oh, ghgh. 307 00:16:10,391 --> 00:16:12,371 What are you guys up to now? 308 00:16:12,372 --> 00:16:13,874 Brought gay together. 309 00:16:14,766 --> 00:16:17,389 - Oh. - You remember Christine Fisher? 310 00:16:17,390 --> 00:16:21,212 Of course! You turned me down for a homecoming Anne prom, 311 00:16:21,213 --> 00:16:23,334 even though I didn't ask it either one. 312 00:16:23,335 --> 00:16:26,460 I'd love to make it up to you and have sex with both of you, 313 00:16:26,461 --> 00:16:28,302 if that's all right with you, Heather. 314 00:16:28,303 --> 00:16:31,767 - As long as you make it all about JD. - Sure. 315 00:16:32,275 --> 00:16:35,974 C'mon in! Ah ah! Uh-uh! 316 00:16:36,397 --> 00:16:38,660 Look at this. Let's go bang! 317 00:16:43,187 --> 00:16:47,910 And that's why Heather will never look attractive to you again. 318 00:16:48,144 --> 00:16:50,378 -Come on, buddy. - Where did I lose you? 319 00:16:50,379 --> 00:16:52,631 How did Chris do know Heather's name? 320 00:16:52,632 --> 00:16:55,388 - Daaamn! You're good. -Yeah, I know. 321 00:16:55,419 --> 00:16:58,695 We went line-dancing and I cut her with one of my spurs. 322 00:16:58,696 --> 00:17:00,000 I'm sorry, buddy. 323 00:17:00,330 --> 00:17:02,416 All right, baby, here it is: 324 00:17:02,603 --> 00:17:04,701 our nanny is very attractive, 325 00:17:05,382 --> 00:17:09,558 but you and I are married, our relationship is rock-solid, 326 00:17:09,559 --> 00:17:16,165 so I think we both know it's no big deal if I look at her every once in a while, right? 327 00:17:16,310 --> 00:17:17,334 Heather... 328 00:17:17,597 --> 00:17:19,969 We're gonna have to let you go. 329 00:17:20,216 --> 00:17:21,127 So sorry. 330 00:17:27,201 --> 00:17:29,458 Dr. Kelso, I need to talk to you, and I know that 331 00:17:29,459 --> 00:17:33,116 you won't speak to me, but that's okay, because I just need you to listen. 332 00:17:33,117 --> 00:17:35,182 You're a scary, scary man, 333 00:17:35,624 --> 00:17:39,008 and because I've been petrified of you I've stayed up every night for five years 334 00:17:39,009 --> 00:17:43,074 studying medical books, , which I can pretty much now recite in my sleep. 335 00:17:43,075 --> 00:17:45,476 I don't have a husband, or kids, 336 00:17:45,477 --> 00:17:49,496 and the last movie I went to see was "The Blair Witch Project", 337 00:17:49,497 --> 00:17:52,613 which is the main reason I stopped camping. 338 00:17:53,084 --> 00:17:55,766 That and the time a wolf mounted me. 339 00:17:57,170 --> 00:18:02,426 My point is...you've helped push me to become the doctor that I am today, 340 00:18:02,427 --> 00:18:05,178 and...for that I want to thank you. 341 00:18:06,540 --> 00:18:11,208 One more thing, I'm sure that no dog could ever replace Baxter, 342 00:18:11,667 --> 00:18:14,113 but this little guy needs a home. 343 00:18:14,343 --> 00:18:19,359 If you decide that you don't want him, just...bring him back to me. 344 00:18:27,179 --> 00:18:29,113 That was a coincidence. 345 00:18:29,506 --> 00:18:31,070 - What? - That knife! 346 00:18:31,205 --> 00:18:33,359 It just happened to go into the exact right spot. 347 00:18:33,360 --> 00:18:36,528 - You do not get a win for dumb luck! - Look, 348 00:18:36,529 --> 00:18:39,547 If that's the way you choose to see the world, then to be it. 349 00:18:39,548 --> 00:18:42,963 but don't you dare try to take this away from me! 350 00:18:42,964 --> 00:18:46,222 I've been coming in here every day for 24 years, 351 00:18:46,223 --> 00:18:49,959 watching children die and seeing good people suffer. 352 00:18:50,175 --> 00:18:53,489 And if I could believe that there was a bigger plan behind all this, well, 353 00:18:53,490 --> 00:18:57,426 I would just be able to show up tomorrow, so stop it! 354 00:18:58,555 --> 00:19:00,358 - I'm sorry. - 'ts ok. 355 00:19:03,006 --> 00:19:07,221 You'de be surprised how many bad things happen around here for a resaon. 356 00:19:07,222 --> 00:19:09,842 Oh my, I wish I could believe that. 357 00:19:10,564 --> 00:19:14,573 It was all for though Jordan have had prenatal surgery? 358 00:19:14,574 --> 00:19:17,442 Well, how have you two been since then? 359 00:19:18,602 --> 00:19:20,676 I'm really glad I have you. 360 00:19:21,269 --> 00:19:22,585 Better than ever?! 361 00:19:23,827 --> 00:19:24,659 Good night. 362 00:19:26,246 --> 00:19:29,249 So maybe sometimes bad things do happen for a reason. 363 00:19:29,250 --> 00:19:31,484 Like your hot nanny getting fired 364 00:19:31,485 --> 00:19:32,913 Turk, look at this! 365 00:19:33,081 --> 00:19:36,790 Blaaaaaaah! Blaah! 366 00:19:37,250 --> 00:19:42,650 You know, for a half-breed baby, your parents have some pretty nice stuff. 367 00:19:43,701 --> 00:19:45,253 She was a racist thief! 368 00:19:45,254 --> 00:19:47,650 Yeah, a smokin' hot racist thief. 369 00:19:49,729 --> 00:19:50,921 You look pretty. 370 00:19:51,416 --> 00:19:54,221 Or how getting suspended an get a relationship back in track. 371 00:19:54,222 --> 00:19:54,930 Dr. Reid! 372 00:19:57,499 --> 00:19:59,609 Consider your suspension over. 373 00:20:00,815 --> 00:20:04,949 That said you're still a ridiculous excuse for a doctor. 374 00:20:06,430 --> 00:20:07,672 He talked to me. 375 00:20:11,369 --> 00:20:14,992 Or how facing a tough situation can bring you closer together. 376 00:20:14,993 --> 00:20:18,221 - How's our baby? - She's hangin' in there. 377 00:20:22,833 --> 00:20:24,138 Be careful, though, 378 00:20:24,139 --> 00:20:27,566 because around here, if you start believing that bad things happen for a reason, 379 00:20:27,567 --> 00:20:30,316 it hurts that much more...when they don't. 380 00:20:30,317 --> 00:20:32,639 What's with all that sad faces? 381 00:20:32,833 --> 00:20:36,533 Laverne was in a car accident on her way to work. 382 00:20:37,078 --> 00:20:39,760 She's in a coma, and non-responsive. 383 00:20:55,178 --> 00:20:57,948 Continue... 9999 00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00 www.tvsubtitles.net 10000 00:00:03,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Downloaded From www.AllSubs.org